Hello, my name is Bob and I come from a turkey farm. Cockadoodledoo and all that stoof. So anyways, I was passing by the local hay field when an owl directed me to this here community and I thought 'I need a cup of tea!', and then, having had a cup tea, I decided to look at this site. After plucking a few feathers, I decided it might be a good idea to sign up and join, since random stoofness is what I'm all about. So now I am here. Or not. Maybe I'm there, by that tree. But the bottom line is, my words are here, and isn't that all that matters..?